That Girl Was Me!

My friend recently bought herself some heavily padded bras to look more endowed and pleasing to men. And as you may have read from a previous entry, I am not an advocate of ‘fake’ boobs. I told her, “Why do you have to wear a faker bra when you have a perky butt and nice legs? You should highlight the assets you have instead of faking what you don’t have.” And I explained to her that not all men just want jugs.

Through several years of observation and conversations with drunken men, I concluded that there are Boobmen, Buttmen and Legsmen.

The Boobmen get turned on by big breasteses. The bigger the better. Why do men like boobs, my friend asked. Well, I don’t know. I used to think it was because they were programmed since they were young to like big jugs because all the porn girls have big boobs. But then, why would they have placed busty women on porn in the first place if it didn’t turn out to be a great turn on for men? So I guess men like the novelty of boobs simply because they don’t have them. Unless of course they’re fat and have manboobs…in which case, they can just play with their own manboobs.

The Buttmen like asses and spanking. I didn’t know a lot of guys got turned on by butts until I supervised Johnny Walker Girls on a bar tour (one of my rakets). I noticed that there were more men checking out my girls’ butts than their cleavages (they were wearing spandex)! I even caught some men actually leaning to catch a better view of the girls’ butts. Why do men like butts, my friend asked. Ah, it’s for grabbing during sex, I said.

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Some people have been asking me why I haven’t been posting anything for a while now. No, I haven’t been kept busy by a special boy…how I wish! For those who don’t know, I have a corporate job that keeps me really, really busy. Lately, we’ve been having planning seminars left and right and reports due here and there.

To add to all that, when I try to get some rest from a hard day’s work, a mumu keeps me from falling asleep!

I’m actually very used to being alone. You can put me in any hotel room and I can sleep by myself. I even stay in the office till 2am ALONE and it doesn’t bother me…even when the guard turns off most of the lights. I don’t usually get scared…because although I believe in ghosts, I believe in them more as spiritual beings who don’t bother us. I’m more scared of earthquakes (my major phobia…i guess because i live in condos) and aliens (my mom said if you wake up with unexplainable bruises on your body, that means aliens kidnapped you in your sleep!).

But ever since I moved into my new unit, I’ve been very uneasy at night. I’ve actually had to sleep with the light on on some nights.

At first, I just kept hearing weird sounds. The LRT and the very busy Taft Ave. is just outside my window so, yes, there are a lot of noises. But these noises are coming from INSIDE my room. And when I try to look for the source, I can’t find it! I’ve had to get up several times just to look around!

Then once, I was flushing the toilet when i heard a “Pssst!”. I ignored it. It came again, much louder, “PSSSST!” then another, even closer and louder…”PSSST!!” I went out the bathroom to investigate…and found nothing.

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**Girls and boys, please do not try these at home. If you do try any of them, I am not accountable for the results or lack thereof.

I don’t know if men talk about their penis insecurities or penis envy with each other but we girls are very open to each other about the size of our breasteses=P  Majority, myself included, want to have bigger jugs, of course. Only a few blessed ones are either satisfied or want to have breast reduction. Very few though are actually willing to get implants or injections. And so, we look for other ways to make ourselves more busty. Over the years, I have been advised so many ‘home remedies’ and such by different girls.

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Yes, I have moved. I moved from my old condo unit to a new one AND I also moved my blog site (well, I’m in the process of doing so) to www.thatgirlwasme.com =) Yup, my own .com=P I already started writing my new entries there so…see you at my other site=)